[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNpv6pBgBI&w=560&h=315] That’s your intro. Now comes your awesomeness! BAM! Mugshots, y’all: Nothing says glamour like these pics. Work it, girl! Gather round, boys and girls, even you new kids, I have to tell you a short little story. If you know me, and by now you do, you know that Read more…
So the Wife and I had a Perry White-Lois Lane moment here at the ranch, trying to decide what to publish on this here blog and what to leave alone. Believe it or not, I opted for discretion (cuz THAT’s my MO, right?). She pushed for shaming these bastards the Read more…
You know, you all are a fickle bunch. I write some amazing stuff about villains and movies and comic book stuff and you guys are like “Meh.” I’ve broken Disney World, introduced you to DMFRHs, even wrote a post defending Miley Cyrus of all people. And what’d I get? Crickets. Read more…
Well well wellwellwell look who decided to show up today? Lil ol me! It’s been an interesting summer so far, chock full of Iron Man and Superman and Star Trek with a couple slices of The Boy and His Girlfriend (yep, he has one), DMFRH karma, and suburban nonsense. I’m Read more…
This has gotten entirely too easy. But seriously, one of us has to be the adult. It’s a sad day when it’s me. As much as I’ve enjoyed the witty repartee between John and me, there comes a point when it has to end. When there’s really not much more Read more…
I really didn’t want to do this. Really. I actually have other stuff to focus on. It’s the end of the year, I’m supposed to be writing a book, my Vikings are trying to make the playoffs, there’s laundry to do, toenails to clip. I got shit to do. So Read more…
I told you I’d be back. I told you there was more Tennessee-sponsored stupidity, didn’t I? Are you excited? Are you on the edge of your seat, waiting with eager anticipation at what nonsense I can present today? I know I am. But for those of you clowns who didn’t Read more…
I swear to God I’m going to buy The Boy a helmet. So The Wife and I went out last night and had a couple drinks. Okay more than a couple. Fine, a lot. So we’re not in the best condition this morning—a little slow on the draw, right? Anyway, Read more…