I said I wouldn’t do this shit again. If you recall, about a year ago, I carted my monkey ass across this great nation of ours, from Seattle to Tampa. We were a caravan of a 26-foot truck, 3 kids, 2 cars and a dog. I lost my shit in Read more…
Welcome back! And today, we’re talking the about Avengers. And, for real, do I have to put the “spoiler alert” on this? Seriously? I gave you 2 ½ weeks—you know I was in the theater the day before it came out—okay, fine, I’m probably gonna fuck it up so if Read more…
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k&w=420&h=315] Remember this? And if you do, your age is showing. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUL4T8WcFdA&w=420&h=315] Since I’ve been giving you some weighty, Debbie Downer style posts since I got back, I figure it’s probably time for me to give you something a little lighter, a little more fun, a little more…me. Y’all Read more…
Son, we need to talk. We need to talk about Mad Max. And I’m kinda disgusted I have to have this conversation at all. Actually, we need to talk about the women in the new Mad Max movie. Seriously. There is actual outrage because the woman are strong in Fury Read more…
I am pissed. I’m supposed to be talking about the new Avengers movie (which I’ve seen 3 times already) or even that wack-ass Mayweather-Pacquaio fight (I REALLY want my $100 back) or even talking through Netflix’s amazing Daredevil show. But I can’t. There’s bigger fish to fry. And pissed doesn’t Read more…
I missed this place…the sights, the smells. The Swoaps. I probably should have cleaned up though. But I have to say, it’s kinda nice to be missed. As writers, we pray that our words touch someone, impact them in some way. We hope the things we write matter to someone Read more…
I bet you thought I was gonna do my little Welcome to 2014, here’s my one rinky-dink goal for the year and dip out, didn’t you? Oh ye of little faith… See here’s the thing: I’m earnestly doing rewrites right now because the other voices in my head—the ones you Read more…
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k&w=420&h=315] So I guess after 8 days, 2014 is here to stay, huh? I can’t be the only one who came into this year with a “It’s 2014? Goddammit <sigh> Fiiinnnneee…” It seemed like this year came up entirely too fast. I wasn’t ready; I hadn’t made any resolutions or Read more…
I know you think I don’t love you. I know you get tired of me sweeping in and out of your life, one day I’m here and have a schedule and the next I’m off in radio silence. Yeah, well sometimes it be’s like that. Actually, I haven’t said anything Read more…
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k&w=420&h=315] Don’t say it—I know what day it is (and I don’t even need that damn camel to tell me). I know I’ve been absent. There’s a reason… Let me paint you a picture: I am standing in the middle of an open field, eyes closed, hands outstretched, communing with Read more…