[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k&w=420&h=315] I know it ain’t Tuesday. I know I didn’t give you anything on Friday either. I know, if you follow my other blog, Falling From Grace, I haven’t dropped anything in a couple weeks. I have a reason: I have bigger things to focus on. And that’s what we Read more…
This has been the awesome-est week EVER, hasn’t it? First, we had: DMFRH 2013: Rise of the Swoaps I have a thing for villains—that’s like the whole point of this blog. Picking them up, turning them in the light, shaking them until something falls out. That’s my thing. I thought Read more…
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNpv6pBgBI&w=560&h=315] That’s your intro. Now comes your awesomeness! BAM! Mugshots, y’all: Nothing says glamour like these pics. Work it, girl! Gather round, boys and girls, even you new kids, I have to tell you a short little story. If you know me, and by now you do, you know that Read more…
So the Wife and I had a Perry White-Lois Lane moment here at the ranch, trying to decide what to publish on this here blog and what to leave alone. Believe it or not, I opted for discretion (cuz THAT’s my MO, right?). She pushed for shaming these bastards the Read more…
So many things happened today that I honestly cannot keep up. As you may know, I have a Day Job. I actually get up everyday and go to work, interact with clients, produce deliverables, and collect a paycheck. Everyday. This day, before I’d finished my first cup of coffee, I Read more…
You know, you all are a fickle bunch. I write some amazing stuff about villains and movies and comic book stuff and you guys are like “Meh.” I’ve broken Disney World, introduced you to DMFRHs, even wrote a post defending Miley Cyrus of all people. And what’d I get? Crickets. Read more…
This has gotten entirely too easy. But seriously, one of us has to be the adult. It’s a sad day when it’s me. As much as I’ve enjoyed the witty repartee between John and me, there comes a point when it has to end. When there’s really not much more Read more…
I really didn’t want to do this. Really. I actually have other stuff to focus on. It’s the end of the year, I’m supposed to be writing a book, my Vikings are trying to make the playoffs, there’s laundry to do, toenails to clip. I got shit to do. So Read more…
Here I was, actually working on my latest post when I received a rare—and utterly delightful—call from the main antagonist in this little melodrama: Big John Swoap. I got butterflies. Really, it was spectacular: I started out a muthafucka and ended up a son of a bitch. Not sure how Read more…
I told you I’d be back. I told you there was more Tennessee-sponsored stupidity, didn’t I? Are you excited? Are you on the edge of your seat, waiting with eager anticipation at what nonsense I can present today? I know I am. But for those of you clowns who didn’t Read more…