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When Screwing Your Clients Goes Wrong: The EPIC Conclusion

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNpv6pBgBI&w=560&h=315] That’s your intro. Now comes your awesomeness! BAM! Mugshots, y’all: Nothing says glamour like these pics. Work it, girl! Gather round, boys and girls, even you new kids, I have to tell you a short little story. If you know me, and by now you do, you know that Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 9 years ago
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When Screwing Your Clients Goes Wrong: Now We Get All Investigative Journalist On Ya

So the Wife and I had a Perry White-Lois Lane moment here at the ranch, trying to decide what to publish on this here blog and what to leave alone. Believe it or not, I opted for discretion (cuz THAT’s my MO, right?). She pushed for shaming these bastards the Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 9 years ago
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When Screwing Your Clients Goes Wrong: BSJ Strikes Back

You know, you all are a fickle bunch. I write some amazing stuff about villains and movies and comic book stuff and you guys are like “Meh.” I’ve broken Disney World, introduced you to DMFRHs, even wrote a post defending Miley Cyrus of all people. And what’d I get? Crickets. Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 9 years ago
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Judge Not…Cause the Stones in the Glass Houses…Just Leave Miley Alone

19 was an interesting year for me: for starters, I got kicked out of college. Well, that’s probably harsher than it sounded: I was politely asked not to return. There, that’s better. But it got worse. I spent my 19th birthday sleeping on someone’s desk, not because I was drunk Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 9 years ago
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MAYHEM OF THE MOUSE – CHERNABOG

I’m almost done with this Disney villain nonsense. Almost. For the most part, Disney villains aren’t too shabby: they kill and steal and dog the shit outta people for some of the most mundane, mindless reasons. They commit wholeheartedly to their cause even if it means poisoning a girl for Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 10 years ago
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MAYHEM OF THE MOUSE – RANDALL BOGGS

Randall Boggs is an ass. And he’s today’s Disney villain. You know, I was gonna let you bask in the afterglow of Maleficent’s dragony evil. I was just gonna skip tonight because when I looked at my list of outstanding Disney villains, I realized that I didn’t recognize those MFs. Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 10 years ago
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When Quitting Your Job Goes Wrong – Are You Serious? There’s a Part 4?

I really didn’t want to do this. Really. I actually have other stuff to focus on. It’s the end of the year, I’m supposed to be writing a book, my Vikings are trying to make the playoffs, there’s laundry to do, toenails to clip. I got shit to do. So Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 10 years ago
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When Quitting Your Job Goes Wrong – DMFRH: Poking the Bear Edition Part III

Here I was, actually working on my latest post when I received a rare—and utterly delightful—call from the main antagonist in this little melodrama: Big John Swoap. I got butterflies. Really, it was spectacular: I started out a muthafucka and ended up a son of a bitch. Not sure how Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 10 years ago
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When Quitting Your Job Goes Wrong – DMFRH: Poking the Bear Edition Part I

Howdy Ho boys and girls! In the midst of your post-Christmas – pre-New Year’s – do I seriously have to go back to work? stupor, I welcome you back to Crooked Letterz, the place where we look at the darker side of life and point fingers and laugh. I am Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 10 years ago
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MAYHEM OF THE MOUSE MAD, MAD WEEKEND #2: YZMA #mayhemofthemouse

Your girl’s weight loss plan is a little extreme, wouldn’t you say? Yzma is the fourth and final villain in today’s lengthy episode of the Mad, Mad Weekend Part TWO (part two!) or, as it is affectionately referred to here, “Godammit, I’m so far behind!” As Disney movies go, I Read more…

By Christopher Starr, 10 years ago

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